My Joint Newsletter with the Famed Gianni (Johnny) GRAMMATICAL ERROS ARE INTENTIONAL

Toilets

Monthly Feature:  The Daily Merony

By Gianni (Johnny) and Murcidez (Mercedes)

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apan is amazing. Why?  You may be asking yourself? We’ll tell you why!! The toilets!!! We’ve all had that moment when we sit down on the toilet and automatically pull out our phones, but not with Japanese Toilets! The newly developed toilets have a new feature never used before called “Washlets” these washlets are specially designed to squirt water up your bosom and dry it afterwards after doing your business *wink wink*. These miracle toilets also have massage functions, how cool is that?!! It has many other features as well that we have been brought awareness to by the wonderful team RocketNews 24. Like:

1.     Brushing your teeth

2.     Watering the plants

3.     Washing your hands

4.     Washing the dishes

5.     Making miso soup YUM!!!

6.     Washing your face

Now tell us? Can your boring American toilet do all these? Can they? Hmm? HMM?

WARNING PLS DO NOT TRY THESE THING MURCIDEZ HAS TRIED AND FELT THE PAIN OF THEM ALL!!!!!!

Thank you for reading! Arigato Gozaimasu!!